Font Rants on Many Subjects

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What did I tell you. Days after his awful state of the union (below). Bush's poll numbers have dropped 4 points. Could it be people have finally seen the light? Maybe he's teh American Idol president, you know Simon Cowley (or in this case Karl Rove) selects a new one hit wonder (or in this case one term wonder).

Rant on the State of the Union

Funny how Dr. Dean got all that coverage about his Rebel Yell in Iowa; but the Worst State of the Union in history; gets totally ignored. Since the pundits in the big media ignored the story; let me give you some things to talk with your freinds about:

1. What the hell happened to the Republican party.

• $300 Million in Pork for Prisoners and drug adicts? Seriously what happened to your boy George. He was all like; I'm tough on crime; I killed Carla Fay Tucker and then I laughed about it in Talk magazne. Now he's turned into this mega-pussy who wants give money to criminals and druggies. I guess once you have a few freinds on the inside, or at least facing some hard time (Erik Fastow, Ken Lay, Rush Limbaugh, etc.); you start to view the whole situation differently.
  
• All those other spending proposals. Your party is the party of smaller government; and individual responsibility. We Democrats tax and spend, you cut taxes and put grandma on the street (Thus the balence is maintained). Quit messing with the formula assholes; otherwise the whole system will collapse.
  
• Seriously the speech was too long. Bill Clinton went on like this; but then he was a Rhodes scholar know it all. When you've got the pretty boy up there with gentlemens C's; try to keep him under 30 minutes. Next time please cut the bit about Steriods; the touching personal letter from the 2 or 10 or whatever year old girl.
  

2. "weapons of mass destruction-related program activities".
I hear these words and I think, "no controlling legal authority", or "it depends what the meaning of the word is, is". Except when Bill and Al said those things 500 of our bravest fellow citizens didn't die for their lies, and the Nasdaq was so high it was already on Mars.

3. Boring. This was the most boring speach in history. It was like he didn't give a crap; and I'm pretty sure that Hastert and Cheney both dozed off a time or two while he was talking.

Conclusions:
1. The media sucks. Howard Dean is in pundit purgatory over his yell in Iowa and a few minor gaffes. Meanwhile the boy-king; the idiot in chief gets a free pass after giving one of the most wretched orations in American history. Also while we're on the subject of whose got the Presidential temperment; do ya think that when Bush said, "Bring it on" and then like 50 american soldiers got killed that was a moment of Presidential temperment?
2. Howard Dean kicks ass. At least he gives a crap. Also I don't think a little anger is that bad. We have a right to be pissed. The guy who won the popular vote; is sitting at home on his ass right now; while the guy that lost it sits in the White House playing Nintendo while the country burns. Bush plundered the treasury; crashed the stock market; sat back while terrorists plotted and executed the most horrific attack on our shores since the war of 1812; then proceeded to LIE to get us into a protracted conflict halfway on the other side of the world just so he could get his revenge on his father instead of capturing the fuckers who attacked us. Meanwhile he lets his corporate crony buddies monopolize the media; and move all the good jobs to Bangaglore. I'M NOT ANGRY; I'M BEYOND ANGRY; I'M SUPER FUCKING PISSED.
3. If you want this country back you better wake up get angry and get busy voting these a-holes out of office.

(and as if this rant wasn't long enough)
Lets consider an alternate view of the last 4 years if Howard had already been President:
1. If 9-11 happened; you think Howard wouldn't have fired someone at the CIA? Bush didn't fire anyone; he just sat back and said; "well you guys are such genius with the intel thing what else you got. There's a dictator in Iraq trying to buy newcular weapons? Shit sign me up for an invasion". Howard Dean would have been like, "Bring me the head of Osama in 15 minutes or you assholes are fired."
2. Do you really think the North Koreans would threaten us with Nukes if Howard was President. You can bully a stupid man; but best not to mess with the crazy ones.

Finally in conclusion:

Howard Dean = Shaft
George Bush = Big Giant Pussy

Ok Dr. Dean its time for a halftime adjustment. Here is your New Hampshire Battleplan:

1. As Rove says; stick to principle. In this case focus on your strengths; play to your ability to attack Bush; unlike the others in the race. In honor of Bush's space schema; start calling him President Moonbeam. This will rally your supports and remember why you like them.
2. Laugh off your crazy remarks; and don't let them define you. Point out the numerous gaffs of Bush, and suggest your just trying to be Presidential.
3. Use the soft touch on your opponents. Be funny instead of angry.